Monday, January 11, 2010

Balls annouces Laptop for core votes bribe with free internet P*rn thrown in

Of course commissar Balls puts this a different way.

He claims that the government needs to issue 270,000 laptops with free broadband to people in Labour constituencies to get them to vote for him poor parents.

So you'll be paying for your own computer and broadband, and for someone else's.

How many of these laptops will still be functioning 6 months after they have been given away ? How many will be used to access more p*rn than education ?

This is the insane way Labour behaves with other peoples money - during the greatest debt crisis that this country has ever seen which Labour directly brought on.

Remember the first internet enabled TV's are coming out. Mobile phones and games consoles can all access the internet. None of this is necessary - but it is a general election in a few weeks time, and Labour needs to bribe people to vote for them with other people's money.


Barking Spider said...

Balls still appears not to have accepted his downgrading since last weeks shift in power within Labour, MiaS.

Man in a Shed said...

I wonder how vulnerable his seat is ... I understand boundary changes have made him a bit more vulnerable.

opsimath said...

Blaney's Blarney has a good spoof on this - the 'Phoney Bribo Laptop'.

Another £300 000 000 we haven't got - better get the presses rolling again.

Weekend Yachtsman said...

They'll all still be operating.

The original recipients will have drunk/smoked the exchange value within a couple of days of receipt, but someone else will find the new hardware handy, no doubt.