Are you Michael Foot in disguise ?
Oh dear.
Oh dear.
Good and Bad companies ?
Low priority for Council houses for the unemployed ( and of course, inevitably, single mothers ).
We're so sorry for [redefine you Labour failure here - so the real problem isn't admitted to and you can abolish the memory of it by tricking people into thinking something else happened - see flood gates of immigration, over spending, the debt disaster, failure to control the banks, the debasement of education standards etc etc - see Ed Balls for details ].
Oh dear.
Having to practice waving and walking "in human".
Oh dear.
Big brother leaves before little big brother's speech.
Oh dear.
Even the BBC lose the will to live during the great leader's speech and lose the feed.
Oh dear.
The star speech was by a naive, yet photogenic 16 year old who no one has told yet has been sold into debt slavery by the people behind him on the podium. ( update it gets worse as it turns out that young Rory might be ,, ummm, a bit of an actor shall we say. )
Oh dear.
He's not Neil Kinnock , he's Michael Foot in disguise ( without the back story ).
Oh dear.
Normally I'd try a quick Fisk of the leader's speech, but frankly what's the point in #RedEd's case.
